Alien: Hello Earthling. Thank you for conversing with me.
You: you welcome
Alien: May I ask you a few questions?
You: Ofcourse ! you may ask me what ever you want
Alien: I have never been to earth before, can you tell me a little bit about it? What are some beautiful and interesting places I should visit?
You:you should visits the island school 188
You: What is your planet like?
Alien: it is green
Alien: You humans seem like you’re very angry with eachother. I watched people walk down the street and most people didn’t even look at eachother! Why is that?
You: because some of them smell like they dont take bath.
You: What’s it like on your planet when you walk around?
Alien: if we dont like each other we will kill you
Alien: Why does your home country go to war with other countries?
You: because they stink like crap and they do not like to get along
Alien: It seems to me that what you call “marshmallows” are the best thing to eat on your planet. Why do you not eat these every day?
You: because sime times is not good to eat that
You: What do you eat on your planet?
Alien: i eat horse crap and crickets.
Alien: It seems to me that you do not treat earth very well. I see people throwing their trash on the ground, cutting down forests, and burning dirty coal to make electricity. Why do humans not care about earth? Is anyone doing anything about it?
You: yes because we got sanitation to clean


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